Goodkind meets Monty Python

'[clop clop clop]
ZEDD:
And that, my grandson, is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped.
RICHARD:
This new learning amazes me, Zedd. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.
ZEDD:
Oh, certainly, Richard.
CARA:
Look, Lord Rahl!
[trumpets]
RICHARD:
Agaden reach!
KAHLAN:
Agaden reach!
CARA:
Agaden reach!
BETTY THE GOAT:
It's only a model.
RICHARD:
Shh! Free D'harans, I bid you welcome to your new home.
Let us ride... to... Agaden!

[in witch hall]
MORD-SITH: [singing]
We're a bunch of D'haran rabble.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Agaden.
We eat ham and jam and spam even.

[dancing]
We're a bunch of D'haran rabble.
Our shows are formidable,
But many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable.
We're opera mad in Agaden.
We sing from the diaphragm even.

[in dungeon]
IMPERIAL PRISONER :
[clap clap clap clap]

[in witch hall]
MORD-SITH: [tap-dancing]
In torture we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between the shocks we knit our socks and impersonate John Wayne.
It's a busy life in Agaden.
CHICKEN:
I have to feed the hen a lot!.

[outdoors]
RICHARD:
Well, on second thought, let's not go to Agaden. It is a silly place.
MORD-SITH:
Right. Right.'

- niamh