Richard's Re-education Seminar
'Day 1 - All Sessions Taught by Lord Rahl
8:00 am - 8:30 am - Introductions
8:30 am - 9:00 am - My Foot Getting to Know Your Child's Jaw.
9:00 am - 2:00 pm (no break for lunch) - Why Your Thoughts and Opinions Are Wrong.
2:00 pm - 2:01 pm - Q & A Session
2:02 pm - 3:00 pm - Systematic Beating of Any Who Asked a Question
3:00 pm - 5:00 pm - Rambling Discourse about Truth
6:00 pm - 8:00 pm - Imperial-themed dinner "How Can You Commies Live With Yourselves", testicle buffet
8:00 am - 9:00 am - Why Our Torture is Right, and Anyone Else's is Wrong, Guest Instructors Nicci and Verna.
9:00 am - 4:00 pm - Lord Rahl Yells At You
4:00 pm - 4:30 pm - Lord Rahl Shows Off Some Heroic Poses, and a Few of His Wicked Awesome Sword Maneuvers.
4:30 pm - 5:00 pm - Family Round Table: Your Objectivist Relatives Come in and Berate You For Your Weak Visions and Ideals.
All Day - Remorseless Slaying of Your Families (regardless of their opinions, because they are supporting you just by existing) and Then, Yourself.'